I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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