cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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