Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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