im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Randomize
