I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
