What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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