Im at strip club and am horny
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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