so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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