I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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