She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My breasts were aching with rage.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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