Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Randomize
