she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I can't turn off my feet"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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