so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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