I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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