oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
