everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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