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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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