that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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