OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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