He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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