It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
