Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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