Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
