i love accidental penises.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize
