so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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