Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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