and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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