i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Drake has all the answers
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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