So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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