they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize