Dual....:-)
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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