I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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