: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The best revenge is premature balding
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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