Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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