She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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