I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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