It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i think i have herpe
just one?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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