check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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