You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You ate ashes out of my bong
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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