Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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