Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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