I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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