We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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