if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Randomize
