I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
