so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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