A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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