Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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