What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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