I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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