Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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