I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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