wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Randomize
