Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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