dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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