i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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