She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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