The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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