you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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