I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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