David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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